A La Recherche des Billets pour les JO

Vendredi débutent les JO, et tout occupé à vagabonder dans les montagnes il y a 10 jours, j'ai loupé le coche des dernières ventes de tickets pour lesquelles les Chinois n'ont pas hésité à passer la nuit dehors pour s'assurer de bons tickets à l'ouverture des guichets. Les 800 000 tickets disponibles ont quasiment tous été écoulés en seulement 24h...

Depuis les sites de petites annonces pékinois sont plus qu'animés, et bien que le procédé soit interdit par la loi, les billets se revendent de plus en plus chers de jours en jours.

Voici mon annonce préférée...

Hi There,
Well I am a tall australian guy, attractive, kind hearted, generous, friendly , fun, good conversation, am a corporate manager in a large international company. I come from a good family so will treat my partner well.

I am seeking a kind, friendly , attractive chinese girl , average or skinny, who can speak a little english - even beginner is ok as I can help you learn. Your age should be between 18-26 . If your 160cm or taller its good.

Ok, well if you are interested in meeting me sometime, please reply to this advertisement and I can reply to you , I would request a photo and a little introduction from you and then maybe we could have a coffee sometime in a place that you choose close to the cbd. I will send my photo after receiving your photo.

I have some Olympic tickets for 3 events but as I am single at the moment and the tickets are all the best seats you could buy I need to find someone to invite - I would prefer a nice girl than one of my male friends. Maybe we could go to the olympcis together if we can have a good connection.

Thanks for reading my advertisement and I look forward to hearing from you.